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  • Do I have to? I mean, seriously, do I have to review another Season 15 episode? I mean, no one's reviewed Oliver's Find yet, I can maybe review that instead?

    ...alright, fine. I know I've been ripping this season to shreds a lot this year, but there is just so much to rip to shreds. The writing's atrocious, the dialogue's horrendous, almost none of the stories work and it's undoubtedly Thomas' worst season. I understand there may have been some behind the scenes things that could've caused it, but no matter the reason, it's still horrible. But there is one episode that's really fascinating: Happy Hiro. Why? Well, let's begin.

    Hiro is feeling homesick, so in an effort to cheer him up, Thomas takes him to Misty Island, but his ideas on what he thinks will make Hiro happy clash with what actually makes him happy.

    You may be wondering something unusual with that story...it's actually a good idea. Thomas and Hiro have a natural bond that was set up really well in Hero of the Rails, and it's nice to see it expanded on. Hell, it actually has a somewhat decent moral about listening to your friends. There's even a moment that builds on a throwaway line about Japan having Jobi logs. They didn't need to include that, but I'm glad they did.

    Now, you may be wondering, where does it fall apart? The episode all comes crashing down with, you guessed it, the writing. Not only does it follow the same three-strikes formula, and not only is the constant rhyming annoying, and not only is Thomas an inconsiderate numbskull in this, but this episode surprisingly has a lot of filler. It takes a while for Thomas and Hiro to actually get to Misty Island, because before all that, we need to have a scene where Charlie tells a joke. There's even a moment where Percy shows up, he says hi to Thomas, and then just dips. He doesn't appear for the rest of the episode. Why was he there? 

    This episode is super frustrating because the nugget of an idea is there. If it were handled by the right team, this could've been something pretty good. But alas, the terrible writing had to bog it down. Is it the worst of Season 15? No. Dare I say, it's up there with the season's best...or, I guess, least bad episodes. But there's no reason to check it out, because...funny enough, everything that was done here was done better in Toby and Bash. That episode had a similar story, but the conflict was a lot tighter and more emotional. This one has its moments, but I can't bring myself to rate it any higher than a 2/5. Also, did you know that on the Thomas wiki, the quote used to sum the episode up is "Please, Thomas! I would like this to stop!"? Couldn't have said it better myself.

    Final Rating: 2/5

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    Whaaat? Two Season 15 classic reviews in a row?

    That's because this season is so terrible that it fascinated me for years. Every episode, with the exception of maybe Surprise Surprise, is so abysmal that some could even call Season 15 the worst Thomas season ever. Even more so than the BWBA seasons. I certainly could. But we all know about the biggest offenders like Up, Up and Away, Fiery Flynn or Wonky Whistle...don't expect a review for that one for a while, I'm not ready. But I digress. What about James to the Rescue? This is an episode I don't see many people talk about, but is that for good reason? Let's begin.
    James is assigned the Rescue Engine of the Day alongside Toby, and their teamwork skills are put to the test when they have to save Gordon.
    So, question. Have you ever seen a Miller era episode? Yes? Then you've seen James to the Rescue. Three strikes formula? Yep. A story that could be avoided with one move? Bingo. Horrible rhyming dialogue? Put it in there! James being racist towards another engine...wait, what? Yeah, there's one line where James says Toby can't be a rescue engine because he isn't a steam engine, which was really awkward. As a result, James becomes pretty hard to root for. I will admit, however, that the crash near the end was pretty well animated.
    Okay, this episode is pretty rough. Does it have anything in its favor? Well...kinda. If there is one compliment I can give the episode, it's how it handles Toby. This is the one time in the season where Toby feels like Toby. Aside from being a wimp or weirdly dismissive like he was in Toby and Bash, he's instead more helpful and optimistic, even if throughout the episode he's treated more like an afterthought until the last couple minutes. It's not the best portrayal of Toby, but hey, at least he's in character.
    Overall, James to the Rescue is a mess. It has all the staples of a bad Miller era episode - horrible writing and characters. Maybe its portrayal of Toby is okay, but that isn't enough to hold this one up. I can't really think of anyone to recommend this to - James fans won't like it since he's highly unlikable, Toby fans won't like it because of how he's treated, and fans of the CGI era won't like it because...well, it's Season 15. As a result, this gets a 1.5/5. James has been done better in this era, but he sure as heck hasn't been done any worse.

    Final Rating: 1.5/5

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    Well, I already covered one terrible Flynn episode. Might as well get it over with.

    Back in my Race to the Rescue review, I went on record saying that when I was a kid, I was hyped to see Flynn and Belle, and I was really excited for their episodes. Then I actually watched them and...man, they sucked. Even with Race to the Rescue, that one was so bad I have it listed as one of the worst CGI episodes of all time. But you know my thoughts on that one. How about Fiery Flynn? Can it make up for the sins of the Miller? Let's get into it.

    Diesel accuses Flynn of being lazy, which he sets out to prove wrong when he learns that a blue engine is on fire. But in typical Sharon Miller fashion, he doesn't wait to hear who he is and goes around blindly spraying water on blue engines.

    This is the worst kind of three strikes formula episode...a dumb one. So, we established that Flynn is spraying water on blue engines randomly. But he never checks to see if they're...you know...actually on fire. It takes effort to write something this dumb. Even the plot at the start of Diesel accusing Flynn of doing nothing, that never goes anywhere. Diesel doesn't even learn his lesson, which begs the question "why is it even here?". In fact, this episode cares so little about consistency that even the voices are wrong. Here, Rupert Degas voiced both Dart and Den. What happened there? They already had Keith Wickham in the recording booth. Did Degas read the wrong line and they just decided to roll with it? The only credit I'll give this writing is that they did a decent job setting up that Thomas would be the blue engine by having him talk to Hiro at the start of the episode.

    ...speaking of which, let's get into the meat of this. This is why the episode is so despised in the fandom. Thomas' firebox was on fire. His firebox...was on fire. This episode went through writing. Recording. Producing. Animating. Post-production. And several testing processes. And nobody questioned that line?! Because as I and many others have pointed out, a firebox is supposed to be on fire. That's what it does, it's not called a peanut butter-box. I know blowback is a real thing that can happen when a pipe bursts in an engine's boiler, but they never clarify that. In fact, Thomas seems totally fine when his firebox is put out. Like, yeah, his firebox was on fire. Also, the sky is blue, my tongue is in my mouth, and the commentary track for Cars 2 is very delusional.

    But the question remains: is this episode worse than Race to the Rescue? In my eyes, no. This episode's conflict is arguably worse, but they actually give a reason as to why Flynn can't put out the fire when he realises his mistake. But Fiery Flynn is still a terrible, terrible episode. Dare I say it, it got a little worse on rewatch. Do I even need to explain why? Because if you've seen this episode, you get it. Its writing is atrocious, the characters stupid and the formula overused. Just do yourself a favor and skip this one and Race to the Rescue, you will get literally nothing by watching it except a migraine, and as such, I'm giving this a 1/5. "Fiery Flynn fudges it" indeed.

    Final Rating: 1/5

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    So this is a genuine question I’ve had about the Logging Locos: does Ferdinand even have a personality? Some could say he’s goofy, dopey and not all that bright, but at the same time, all the Logging Locos are. The only things that makes him stand out are his design and his "that's right" catchphrase. But that's why we have the "Logging Loco Reward" trilogy, to flesh out these characters and allow them to hold their own. I mean, Bash's episode turned out passable and Dash's episode...existed. So how does Ferdinand do on his own in the episode that started the whole trilogy? Let's begin.


    Sir Topham Hatt announces that he's giving the Logging Locos their own rewards for being really useful, beginning with Ferdinand, whose job is escorting the Lion of Sodor to the Duke and Duchess' summer house with Gordon. But Gordon grows jealous of Ferdinand's popularity and...you know the drill.
    It's the standard three strikes formula that plagued the Miller era. Y'all know the one, and the episode doesn't add anything new to spice it up like what Toby and Bash did. The story itself doesn't even make any sense, since...well, why were the Duke and Duchess taking a statue over the summer? I have no idea, the episode doesn't explain why.
    But perhaps the biggest problem with the episode is that out of the three episodes in the "Logging Loco Reward" trilogy, this one doesn't really have an identity. The other two episodes threw in a different twist to keep them a touch interesting, like Toby taking Bash househunting and Dash teaching Emily how to do birdcalls. Here, it's just Gordon and Ferdinand delivering a statue...and that's it. It doesn't do anything for Ferdinand's personality, he's still a one-dimensional dope and nothing is added.
    Overall, Gordon and Ferdinand is not a good one. Is it the worst of the season? That's a hard no, but it is the most bland. The story is repetitive and nonsensical, and there's no sense of purpose, ergo there's no reason to give it a watch. I'll say this, though, it does go in one ear and out the other, meaning as forgettable as it is, if you do feel inclined to watch it, you're not gonna do any damage. But again, there's no identity to this one, so it's a 1.5/5 from me.

    Final Score: 1.5/5

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    There really is no one quite like Emily,  am I right? After all, you don't need to ask her twice when you want some sound advice. All those who know Emily know what shows especially since she's got that certain you-know-what. While smart and sassy, Emily is always determined to show the other engines as to how helpful and important she can be. But much like the other engines, she is always curious by new and exciting things even if it doesn't always work out in her favor...and that may just be the case on the day when she is unfortunately assigned to escort one of the Logging Locos to the children's steam fair so that he can be the star of the show with his own special trick as we meet "Emily and Dash"!

    EMILY AND DASH: Emily has to escort Dash to a steam fair, but thoughtlessly leaves him behind.

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    Out of all the three episodes of the "Logging Locos Rewards" trilogy, "Emily and Dash" is easily the worst one of the bunch. It may be good for younger kids, but not for me being an adult fan of Thomas. Charlie having a British Railways style whistle was a nice feature, I give credit for that. And so was the big return of Trevor, despite that he was already in full CGI in the opening segment for the United States audiences. This is the first time that the fans in both the United Kingdom and Australian audiences got to see him in full CGI. While sadly not a speaking role, we all know that Trevor would finally find his voice during the Brenner Era in Season 20's "Three Steam Engines Gruff". But that's another story.
    The concept alone of steam engine whistles tweeting like a bird and I know that "Thomas & Friends" is a show made for children, but that is truly something you'd never hear from a steam engine's whistle in real life. Thomas' appearance was pointless and I know he's the star of the show, but there are other characters in and out of the Steam Team that the production team could've used. And why the heck did Emily leave Dash in the middle of the main line? I don't know, but what if Gordon came barreling through? I'm pretty sure Dash wouldn't be making bird calls after that. Whistles don't blow so good when they're in bits, y'know.
    Overall, this episode is bad with its writing and sense of realism. I don't know why it even got a DVD release on "Up, Up & Away" over a decade ago, but there would sadly be more for the United Kingdom audiences. This episode is not perfect at all thanks to its writing, and that is why I'm giving "Emily And Dash" a rating of 1.5/5.

    Final Rating: 1.5/5

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